do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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