But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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