if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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