I think scott just propositioned me for sex
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Randomize
