I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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