oh god the rape fog is back!
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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