did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Randomize
