I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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