nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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