what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
He's a Shit stain on my heart
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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