He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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