I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Randomize