he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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