I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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