Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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