How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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