he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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