They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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