Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Randomize
