you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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