They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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