How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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