no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
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