we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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