fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
Farmville is her only friend.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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