Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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