is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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