I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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