Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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