You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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