Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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