I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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