Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
if you like me you must not know who I am
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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