I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
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