it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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