Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
