it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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