I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Randomize
