I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
did i just pee glitter
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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