i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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