people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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