i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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