People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I have demons in me.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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