Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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