I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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