Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
people are starting to question the shark bite story
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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