god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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