; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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