everyone is single if you try hard enough
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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