did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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