God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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