It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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