Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
that is very illegal...i love you.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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