So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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