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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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